February 2012
When someone looks at your baby pictures and...
Bitch, I got sexy, that’s what happened.
Watch
WatchLMFAO. I CAN’T.
When you're in class after watching a movie and... →
Professor McGonagall: Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: You called her a liar?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: You told her He Who Must Not Be Named is back?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: Have a biscuit, Potter.
When food has no taste because you're sick:
Drinking an Energy Drink
Expectations:
Reality:
911 operator: this is 911 where are you located?
me: you arent gonna ask what the emergency is first? rude
911 operator: excuse me ma-
me: rude
When you swear around your friends..
you’re like:
But when you swear around your parents:
People in school are all so serious and bitchy,... →
