February 2012
When someone stares at me, I stare back into their...
*Le Finding Nemo on TV*
Me: I love Finding Nemo!!
Friend: Is this the movie with the vegetarian shark?
Me: ... out of all the things, you only remember a vegetarian shark?!
When you're procrastinating your homework
And everything is better than actually doing it, so you’re just sitting there like
My favorite Oscar of the night
bitch please
make room for the Grammys
When someone you don’t know falls over: →
When someone you don’t know falls over:
When your friend falls over:
When you fall over:
Watch
ELLENS DANCE DARE : FOUSEY TUBE
Woke up and there is no food in the house....
Wake me up when there is food.
I hate it when skinny people say they are fat and... →
When someone calls you and you don't want to... →
operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec
murderer: ok
Me: I think I reblogged that already.
Tumblr: Maybe you have.
Me: ...
Tumblr: ...
Me: ...
Tumblr: ...
Me: ....
Tumblr: ....
Me: -clicks reblog-
make a text post
refresh
SHIT I OFFENDED SOMEONE
me: omg let's go do something progressive today!
tumblr: are you sure?
me: yeah I need a social li-
tumblr: do you
tumblr: do you really
me: but I have no frie-
tumblr: I'm your friend
me: but I was just gon-
tumblr: sh sit down
me: ok
You're in an argument and you have a good ass...
and all your friends are like
and you’re sitting there like
and the person you were arguing with is all like
and then you’re all like, YEA NIGGA FALLBACK
That moment when the celebrity you wanted to see...
During lecture...
Expectations…
Reality…
Once I put on my headphones, my life becomes a...
Anonymous asked: Is this you Ashna...?
When someone looks at your baby pictures and...
Bitch, I got sexy, that’s what happened.
